Make sure to enter the Mixed Grill.
Put your name down with Jane (pictured above on the far left) at the information desk before lunchtime on Saturday.
Names are drawn from a hat to form bands who must write, rehearse and perform a song with original lyrics. At 1.30pm Sunday, the Mixed Grill commences and bands compete for ultimate glory. Judges can be swayed with bribery, flattery and other acts of imaginative sycophancy.